The Little Jaunty Players
- Proudly Present -
- Your Best Mates -
- Selflessly Helping A Fellow Out -
- Without Any Thought Of Personal Reward -
It's Two Sentences From A Book!
I was obviously elected to divert his girlfriend's mate, who wasn't the most beautiful girl in the world. I wasn't interested in her at all, but I was very horny, and although I wouldn't kiss her, I did try to get my hands on her upper torso.
Spoilers: She was not amused.